The Dispatching Duo is visited by the Holy Spirit and get the Holy Spir-shit scared out of them when the Spirit reveals zer sexy, sexy side.
Hunter isn't Jesus, your dog hates you, and curling can be dangerous. It must be Valumtime's Day in the Afterscrape!
Clay Aiken is a racist, but that's OK because the Skokie Winter Olympics are off to a great start. We are joined by Xavier Jackson, President of the Olympic Committee and Biathlete, who encourages us to bring our own ditches to sleep in to Skokie.
A Grammy Award-winning artist comes in all the way from New Zealand to discuss the state of computer music, the Suppaba, and the State of the Funion.
Papa Paul has skipped town for the night, so Rand is throwing a party to denounce the NSA! Ronald McDonald is in recovery, Christie wants his dinner now, woman, and Texas ain't what it used to be. Must be late January in the Afterscape.
Whilst interviewing an NSA supercomputer, Hunter and Rob learn a little too much about the Illuminati and how they're controlling Jay Z.